So now it begins, the third annual campaign of Bond$Money NFL picks. Last year we finished well above .500 and took great pleasure in eviscerating that other CC, Colin Cowherd. This year, the Cell Door Locks team will set our sights on a much more nefarious opponent—Chat GPT. That’s right, we’re taking on AI. So if you like Claude or whatever his name is over us, feel free to talk a little smack on those rare Sundays when I whiff. I guarantee you it won’t be too often. I can’t imagine being outfootballed by anyone named Claude. See you every Friday of this NFL season.
Most of you know me by pseudonym, Malcolm Ivey, or my real name, Uncle Chris. More than a decade ago, I bowed out of cliché prison life and began writing books. Best decision of my life. But before the essays and novels, before Astral Pipeline, before I ever experienced social media... there was Bond Money. Bond Money is the parlay ticket that I ran for years in the chain gang. In 2023, my last full football season in state prison, I decided to go back to my roots and crank up Bond Money again. I'll be putting up my weekly picks right here at Bond $ Money on Substack every week until further notice... Let's make some bread together this season. Momentum!
